Archive for April, 2009

A-Rod

A-Rod

April 30, 2009 - - Comment Now »

I love A-Rod. Nearly everything about him is intriguing and he is the only truly entertaining thing about baseball. If he is up at the plate I will watch. If there is an article about him having dinner... Read More / Comment »

Swine flu

Swine flu

April 27, 2009 - - Comment Now »

I call B.S. on Swine flu. These new epidemics usually wind up disappearing faster than the Olsen twins at a buffet. Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, SARS…Have you ever met or heard of anyone who had any... Read More / Comment »

Wolverine

Wolverine

April 22, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Wolverine is the greatest. He is the best there is at what he does and what he does is be the best character of all time. I am a self-professed comic book guy and as a wee lad I was immediately intrigued... Read More / Comment »

Credit Cards

Credit Cards

April 20, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Why do people have so much credit card debt? Because credit cards are easy to use. And they are mean. Credit Cards have afforded me the opportunity to be an “Imaginary Baller.” For those... Read More / Comment »

Nature

Nature

April 16, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Nature rules. I love it. But not the nature I see in person. I like that. I appreciate nice weather and butterflies and if the conditions are right I might just frolic with glee. But the nature I... Read More / Comment »

Golf

Golf

April 10, 2009 - - 2 Comments »

Golf is not a sport. As evidence I present John Daly. A disturbingly fat man who smokes while golfing. Not before or after but during. I am supposed to believe that he is a professional athlete? Forget... Read More / Comment »

Pirates

Pirates

April 9, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Man drawn and quartered. Young child eaten by dinosaur. Red Sea parted. Should I prepare myself to read about these topics? I mean pirates? First, let me start by saying that this is a serious issue.... Read More / Comment »

Wrestling

Wrestling

April 6, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Tonight is WrestleMania… I haven’t followed wrestling closely for several years (the last time I watched religiously was The Rock and Stone Cold era of Monday Night Raw, circa high school days).... Read More / Comment »

Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler

April 3, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Jay Cutler is that nice? Really? Or better yet, re-he-he-heeeely (Ace Ventura style). I don’t know if there is any player in football I would definitely offer that Bears package for, especially... Read More / Comment »

Pluto

Pluto

April 2, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Let me start by saying that I am a big fan of science. For some reason I am more apt to believe in research and evidence than a collection of fairy tales and a reincarnated carpenter. My only problem... Read More / Comment »