Archive for June, 2009

Soccer

Soccer

June 30, 2009 - - Comment Now »

The following is a statement of fact. The best athletes in the United States are funneled into football and basketball. Fans of other sports tend to cry in my general direction when I utter that sentence... Read More / Comment »

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

June 26, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Michael Jackson’s music is timeless and he has a handful of the greatest songs of all time to his name. With that said, it is ok to say that he was crazy. The dude called his house Neverland and... Read More / Comment »

Witness Protection

Witness Protection

June 25, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Shaquille O’Neal is a Cleveland Cavalier. Forget basketball for a second. The NBA, like all sports, is a TV show. Can anyone argue that the NBA didn’t just get way better as a TV show? ... Read More / Comment »

Steroids and Sponge Dinosaurs

Steroids and Sponge Dinosaurs

June 24, 2009 - - Comment Now »

You know those sponge dinosaurs that grow when you put them in water? Do you remember what happens to them a little while later? They shrink back down and shrivel up. I would know, I was playing with... Read More / Comment »

Thundercats

June 23, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Exclusive – Donnie Walsh

June 23, 2009 - - Comment Now »

RUBIO BIT

EXCLUSIVE
Top secret audio of Knicks G.M. Donnie Walsh’s conversation with the Timberwolves regarding a certain spanish point guard.

Competitiveness

Competitiveness

June 23, 2009 - - Comment Now »

Is it a character flaw to desire to absolutely punish your opponent in any remotely competitive activity? If it is, then my character is certainly flawed because I desperately want to bankrupt my mother... Read More / Comment »

Father’s Day

Father’s Day

June 22, 2009 - - Comment Now »

In honor of Father’s Day I present some of the greatest sonnings in history. For those of you who do not know what sonning means, here is the Urban Dictionary definition…Sonning: To disgrace... Read More / Comment »

Girls

June 17, 2009 - - Comment Now »

E-Mail Bullies

E-Mail Bullies

June 17, 2009 - - Comment Now »

I hate e-mail bullies. You know who I am talking about. The guy who feels the need to chide you via e-mail and cc a bunch of people as if to say, “Look at me, I am strong!” Do you feel the... Read More / Comment »