by Lundberg - November 7, 2009 - - Comment Now »
I went from standing a foot away from A-Rod, Jay-Z, Shaq, LeBron, C.C. Sabathia, Reggie Jackson and others last night (I am not the type to get star struck but it was kind of cool. That is why I shamelessly mentioned it here) to doing absolutely nothing today. A laptop will do that to you.
I can’t tell you how often I find myself staring mindlessly at this very computer screen, refreshing pages and hoping to see something new. Nothing new appears. Rinse, wash, repeat. It is this unproductive trap that has resulted in this torturous blog I am currently writing. Self motivating drivel.
Someone recently told me that when I am unsure of what to do, I should write my feelings down. This practice made me realize that I am insane. So, I figured, why not share this information over the internet?
My whole existence is a struggle between a cocky prick and an insecure sissy over control of my body. The cocky half believes he is the wittiest person in the world and is hell-bent on unparalleled success. The other half tells him he isn’t as good as he thinks he is and winds up endlessly staring at a computer screen. This half will actually click on someone’s inane Facebook photos. I like the first guy better. The one who doesn’t care what you dressed your dog as for Halloween.
I am not sure how I got from point A to point B here but the moral of this nonsense is that you shouldn’t do nothing. Go grab the world by its coattails or something. I understand if you no longer like this site (assuming you did before) after reading this.
I am going to start writing a movie now. Right now.
Tags: A-Rod, computers, jay-z, lebron, random thoughts, shaq
