by Lundberg - January 13, 2010 - - Comment Now »
Attention world (especially female companions):
I can’t stand being hungry. It is horrible. How can some people function while starving? I see it all the time. They haven’t eaten in hours but they say they can wait. If I go to a restaurant and they tell me there is a 45 minute wait, a part of me dies inside.
I can’t control it. Hunger makes me angry and unable to function. I will do anything to get rid of it including eating random items that should be put together to make food or just shouldn’t be combined at all. For instance, I’ll shovel a couple pieces of turkey, a piece of whole wheat bread and a spoonful of peanut butter into my trap in a 10 second period. I don’t even have the patience to wait on a microwave. I’ll eat something cold before I wait one minute for it to heat up.
Females never seem to understand my point of view on this. Perhaps it is simply one of the ways we are wired differently. So let me just get this out there…ladies, a dude can never, ever, be held accountable for something he says or does while hungry. Just let him eat and forgive him. Everything will work out better that way. Trust me.
Sorry about writing this blog. I am hungry.
Tags: comedy, hunger, random thoughts
