by Lundberg - March 4, 2010 - - Comment Now »

Naomi Campbell is bat-s**t insane. She is also pretty damn attractive.
What Ms. Campbell truly represents is a slippery slope. One so slippery that it might cause you to trip and then proceed to scratch you and hurl a cell phone at your cranium. This brings up the question some males must face in their lives (Not me fortunately. My girl is great. Sweetie, if you are reading this, I only find you mildly insane. Well, maybe moderately would be a better word. But you aren’t Naomi.)…Is it worth it? Just how crazy is too crazy?
I present a hypothetical: If you had a chance with Naomi Campbell but had to spend a week with her in order to take advantage of it, would you do it? Or would you fear for your mental and more importantly, physical well being? Personally, I would lean toward no. I don’t need my personal belongings being set on fire in a public place. Plus, she looks tough as hell. I don’t think I could beat her (in self defense of course).
What I would like to see is Naomi pursue a side career. I think she’d make a heck of a vigilante. She + Catsuit=Neat. And if she was wearing a catsuit, I’d probably reconsider my answer.
Go for it Naomi. It is your destiny.
Tags: naomi campbell, random thoughts, women


