Cobra Commander

by - June 28, 2011 - - 2 Comments »


The mongoose is the cobra commander.

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  1. Mickey Meese says:

    If the plural of goose is geese, then shouldn’t the plural of mongoose be mongeese.

  2. G.I. Joseph A. Bonk says:

    The following PSA’s were rejected at the end of the show:

    1. Chemotherapy and drugs are half the battle against cancer. Knowing that you will still eventually die from cancer despite the chemotherapy and drugs is the other half of the battle.
    2. Not dying is half the battle when playing russian roulette. Not wetting your pants is the other half.
    3. Knowing that all life on Earth is meaningless is half the battle. Fighting the urge to do something meaningful in your life is a losing battle. And by losing battle, I mean a waste of time and effort.
    4. Knowing that the film, Top Gun, resulted in a 500% increase in young men enlisting in the United States Navy who wanted to become Navy aviators is half the battle. Knowing that the 2009 film, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, grossed over $302 million worldwide is deemed a victory for Al Qaeda.
    5. If knowledge is power and knowing is half the battle, how much knowledge is necessary to become all-powerful?

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