Semi-Pro

by Lundberg - February 9, 2012 - - 8 Comments »


He can do this at every game if he’d like.

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8 Responses to “Semi-Pro”

  1. Common Anomaly says:

    From the Land of Mary’s, he can’t handle the glare on the Pennsylvania highway or from Kobe Bryant’s five NBA championship rings. He is zero-time NBA champion LeBron James’ number one fan — Robin Lundberg!

  2. Common Anomaly says:

    From the mediocre state of Maryland, he talks out of both sides of his mouth because he’s not a ventriloquist — Robin Lundberg!

  3. Common Anomaly says:

    From Washington D.C.’s version of New Jersey, his hockey alter ego always gets pummeled when fighting over the remote — Robin Lundberg!

  4. Common Anomaly says:

    He helps little old ladies cross the street unless they are over 5 feet 5 inches — Robin Lundberg!

    This man roots for greatness and that is why he became a Knicks’ fan during the 2005-2006 season — Robin Lundberg!

    If you think you can get under this man’s skin, your out of luck — Robin Lundberg!

    He is always striving to be the best man that he can be and that is why he is always out of breath — Robin Lundberg!

    He places human hospital gowns on the sidewalk outside animal hospitals — Robin Lundberg!

    He once ate a piece of fish that didn’t agree with him. He has no idea how a simple argument could get so out of hand — Robin Lundberg!

  5. Common Anomaly says:

    He has been known to laugh at the most inappropriate times, such as during Jay Leno’s monologue — Robin Lundberg!

    When he goes antiquing, his favorite place is bingo halls. His best pick-up line is, “Have you been going here often?” — Robin Lundberg!

    He has a crackpot theory that the New York metropolitan area can support 3 NBA franchises, including one in Newark, where crack and pot are readily sold — Robin Lundberg!

  6. Common Anomaly says:

    This talk show host receives secondary income from appearing at comedy clubs, loves to dance, enjoys girl on girl action, and a big hubbub was made about their appearance outside a JC Penney this week, which was much ado about nothing, please welcome — Robin Lundberg!

  7. Common Anomaly says:

    He is a contributor to ESPN New York and author of “O Captain! My Captain!,” a biography on Walt Whitman — Robin Lundberg!

  8. Common Anomaly says:

    He once got into a heated “tastes great, less filling” debate with Wilford Brimley about oatmeal — Robin Lundberg!

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