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Melo-Drama 2?

Lundberg — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:15:35 +0000

*Update: I made this as a parody of the media coverage upon Carmelo’s return. Thus far, life imitates art.*

The Knicks lost to the Nets mainly because Deron Williams hit a bunch of threes and Tyson Chandler was in foul trouble. However, if you overreact and take quotes completely out of context, you can make it sound as if it happened like this…

The Collector

Lundberg — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:20:03 +0000

Ryan Braun publicly questioned the collector of his sample and people aren’t happy about it. He would’ve been better off just saying that “The Collector” sounds like a super villain name. (Originally aired on ESPNNY1050.)

Knixtape–Iman Shumpert

Lundberg — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:55:22 +0000

Rookie guard Iman Shumpert brings the Knicks and mixtapes together in an enjoyably terrible fashion. (Originally aired on ESPNNewYork1050. )

Schedule a Game Against the NY Knicks

Lundberg — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:36:27 +0000

Boris Diaw is the latest player to benefit from the world’s best basketball improvement technique. (Originally aired on ESPNNewYork1050)

Yankee Underdogs

Lundberg — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:48:55 +0000

They did it. Those scrappy, underdog Yankees won the division! (Originally aired on 1050ESPNNewYork)

The Ball Whisperer

Lundberg — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:14:06 +0000

Steve Young says Tom Brady’s passes talk to receivers. Luckily, his historic MNF ball was mic’d.
(Originally heard on ESPNNY)

The U is for You!

Lundberg — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:25:26 +0000

The U offers a chance for an education, to play big-time college athletics and some other stuff too.

(Originally heard on ESPNNY 1050)

Yankeeography–3,000

Lundberg — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:25:45 +0000

The Most legendary ball ever hit. (Originally heard on ESPNNewYork.)

“Jimmer Time”

Lundberg — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:04:35 +0000

In honor of the NBA Draft and the Knicks rumors–didn’t happen, a re-up of “Jimmer Time”.
Jimmer planned to release this had BYU moved on. It’s probably a good thing he didn’t. (As first heard on 1050ESPNNY)

Listen to Jimmer Time Here.

Schedule a Game Against the New York Knicks

Lundberg — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:28:39 +0000

The best way to improve your game is back. (First heard on 1050ESPNNY)

Listen to Schedule a Game Here.

Jared Jeffries “Coming Home”

Lundberg — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:23:10 +0000

Finally…Jared Jeffries returns to the Knicks (if he clears waivers of course). He deserves the same “Coming Home” treatment Carmelo received. (First heard on 1050 ESPNNY.)
Listen to Coming Home Here.

Welcome Back

Lundberg — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 12:26:33 +0000

The Knicks put the exclamation point on their early season resurgence with a win over the Spurs (produced by Ray Deenihan and originally aired on 1050 ESPN New York).
Listen to Knicks are Back Here

Rex Ryan Talking Doll (Er, Action Figure)

Lundberg — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 16:02:31 +0000

Now you can hear Rex’s Super Bowl predictions at any time. (Originally aired on 1050 ESPN New York)
Listen Rex Doll Here

Rex Won’t Quit

Lundberg — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:23:53 +0000

Even after a huge loss, Rex Ryan wants to fight on. (Originally heard with Ruocco and Lundberg on 1050 ESPN NY)

Cliff Lee Conference Call

Lundberg — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:15:19 +0000

The Yankees feel the need to respond to the Rangers call and Brian Cashman takes advantage. (Originally heard with Ruocco and Lundberg on 1050 ESPN NY)

Moss Gunslung

Lundberg — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 14:15:25 +0000

Everyone’s favorite gunslinger returns…
Listen Gunslung Here

Free Agency Tour

Lundberg — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:40:05 +0000

LeBron James has certainly not hid his plans to explore free agency. Now he’s rapping about them…

Listen Here

Mikhail Prokhorov Woos A Free Agent

Lundberg — Thu, 20 May 2010 16:02:13 +0000

A sneak preview of how new Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov may woo potential free agents.

Listen Prokhorov Here

Hard Knocks Ep. 2: Club Jets

Lundberg — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:48:19 +0000

Following the Santonio Holmes trade, the New York Jets hit the club…hard.

Listen Hard Knocks Here

Hard Knocks: New York Jets

Lundberg — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:59:51 +0000

An exclusive look at the season premiere.

Listen Hard Knocks

Tiger Woods Interview

Lundberg — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:10:41 +0000

ESPN, the Golf Channel and Lundberg.me…Tiger Woods gave me exactly 90 seconds to ask him some questions. I did my best; he is a tough egg to crack.

LT Glide Remix (Updated)

Lundberg — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:23:04 +0000

In honor of LaDainian Tomlinson signing with the Jets, I decided to help him remix (terribly) his classic “Electric Glide.” If you have never seen the original, check it out here. And peep Jim Lampley’s BANG session here.

Eddy Curry: Personal Trainer

Lundberg — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:31:21 +0000

His clients include Jose Reyes and Charles Barkley.

Off Base

Lundberg — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:36:13 +0000

Bud Selig formed a 14-person commission to come up with some ways to improve baseball. Their solution was to allow to teams to “float” and change divisions to help with competitive balance. I asked 14 people outside Madison Square Garden what they would change about baseball to see if the average person could beat MLB’s moronic idea.

The Hurt Locker 2: Los Mets Edition

Lundberg — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:04:03 +0000

The sequel to this year’s best picture winner.

Schedule A Game Against The New York Knicks

Lundberg — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:17:41 +0000

The greatest basketball strategy ever is back. Now it’s the Mike D’Antoni version.

The Golf Workout

Lundberg — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:41:46 +0000

Tiger Woods is apparently getting into “golf shape”. Now you can too.

A-Rod: Year In Review

Lundberg — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:12:28 +0000

What a year it has been.

Tiger Woods–Public Speaker

Lundberg — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:53:26 +0000

Because he’s so good with public speaking, Tiger Woods is now available to talk at your event.

Donnie Walsh Calls the Rockets

Lundberg — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:49:14 +0000

You’ve heard the rumors. Now hear the phone call.

Washed-Up Knicks All-Stars

Lundberg — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:18:47 +0000

T-Mac wants to join!

Knicks Energy

Lundberg — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:53:47 +0000

The Knicks always talk about needing to play with more energy. And since there aren’t enough energy drinks, I’ve introduced “Knicks Energy.” It worked for Chris Duhon.

High Profile QB’s React to Peyton’s Pick

Lundberg — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:58:37 +0000

Listen to Tom Brady, Brett Favre and Eli Manning react to Peyton Manning’s critical Super Bowl interception.

Umenyiora State of Mind

Lundberg — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:03:35 +0000

Osi wants to start. He makes that abundantly clear in his cover of “Empire State of Mind.”

Dwight Freeney (and his ankle)

Lundberg — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:26:33 +0000

I caught up with Dwight Freeney and asked him the question that everyone seems to be avoiding…How is your ankle?

Stone Cold Rex Ryan

Lundberg — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:27:44 +0000

Rex Ryan really acts like a pro wrestler. Apparently he decided to take part in the Royal Rumble too.

Sanchize Smokes

Lundberg — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:01:48 +0000

Mark Sanchez was reportedly caught smoking a cigarette. Sneaking a smoke is one thing, endorsing them is a whole different story.

The Return Of The Gunslinger

Lundberg — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:43:29 +0000

We all got gunslung (in more ways than one).

A Special Message For The Jets (From The Knicks)

Lundberg — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:41:45 +0000

Peyton Manning Interview

Lundberg — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:01:04 +0000

My exclusive sit-down with Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. We discuss his greatness, his upcoming matchup with the Jets and his little brother. (You can hear Peyton’s alter ego, Mike Weingartner, on “Sounds From Space”, Saturday nights on Sirius/XM.)

Visit Revis Island

Lundberg — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 14:06:51 +0000

Mark Sanchez, Rex Ryan, Chad Ochocinco and Norv Turner all love it.

Great Performances In NFL History

Lundberg — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:33:16 +0000

What a performance by Nate Kaeding!

Mets Approved

Lundberg — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:48:51 +0000

Don’t make any decisions until you get approval from the New York Mets.

The Knicks Whisperer

Lundberg — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:14:33 +0000

The Knicks say their hotel was haunted. I think I know who the ghosts were.

Press Conference Performer Of The Year

Lundberg — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:09:37 +0000

Rex Ryan was upset Darrelle Revis didn’t win defensive player of the year. I hope this award makes up for it.

Has Anyone Seen This Man?

Lundberg — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:17:20 +0000

Has Chad Ochocinco gone missing?

The Knicks’ Surge: By Gus Johnson

Lundberg — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:34:14 +0000

The story of the Knicks’ recent surge, as told by me, and more importantly, Gus Johnson (the greatest announcer ever).

Rex Ryan In 50:1

Lundberg — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:07:01 +0000

There might be a group of people who would be even happier than Jets fans to see Rex Ryan’s predictions come true.

Under 100

Lundberg — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:42:23 +0000

The new book about Mike D’Antoni and the Knicks.

Trade For The Knicks Mascot

Lundberg — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:22:37 +0000

He is available. Shake and bake.

Athlete Of The Decade

Lundberg — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:49:54 +0000

I think the voters took things other than golf into consideration.

Kerry Rhodes Sings The Hits

Lundberg — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:23:09 +0000

Kerry really, really wants to start again.

Rogue Official

Lundberg — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:13:36 +0000

He’s back.

Flozell “The Dirt Bag” Adams

Lundberg — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:25:14 +0000

It’s Flozell “The Dirt Bag” Adams. You’ll want to punch him in the face.

Rex Ryan School of Sliding

Lundberg — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:34:02 +0000

Damn you Mark Sanchez.

Tiger Woods’ Emergency Release Club

Lundberg — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:08:05 +0000

You don’t even need a caddy.

Schedule A Game Against The New York Knicks

Lundberg — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:58:16 +0000

The foolproof method to improving your game. Just ask Kings’ forward Donte Greene.

Ryan’s Song

Lundberg — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:28:02 +0000

Rex Ryan sure has been through a lot in his first year coaching the Jets.

Tim and Ricky Hate PEDs

Lundberg — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:36:32 +0000

Tim Lincecum and Ricky Williams don’t need performance enhancing drugs to achieve high levels of success.

Flex Position–NFL Week 11

Lundberg — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:57:08 +0000

Nick Stevens and I tickle your fantasy bone and mourn the current state of vampires.

Tri-State Basketball

Lundberg — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:25:38 +0000

The Knicks play the Nets Saturday. Who’s excited?

Great Moments In Fantasy Football History

Lundberg — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:29:09 +0000

Maurice Jones-Drew provides a great (or terrible) moment in fantasy history.

The Contract Year Weight Loss Plan

Lundberg — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:06:15 +0000

It worked for Quentin Richardson and Eddy Curry.

The Journey of A-Centaur

Lundberg — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:50:21 +0000

After this postseason, you might want a picture of one on your bedroom wall.
*Click here if you need context*

The Most Influential Player

Lundberg — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:43:37 +0000

He’s Pedro Martinez and he is “The Most Influential Player That Ever Stepped In Yankee Stadium.”

How Much Zen Can One Man Master?

Lundberg — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:22:22 +0000

With the NBA season upon us, new Laker Adam Morrison tests Phil Jackson’s patience.

Sanchize Franks

Lundberg — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:00:19 +0000

Mark Sanchez certainly took advantage of his hot dog controversy.

“Performance Enhancer” Starring A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Lundberg — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:13:28 +0000

In Theaters Now! *This is the last time I will re-up this but somebody has done gone and possessed A-Rod’s soul*

Poise: The New Fragrance By Mark Sanchez

Lundberg — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:14:00 +0000

*Much like A-Rod last night, Sanchez’s performance today means this deserves a re-up.* Everyone has talked about his poise on the field. Now you can wear his poise off the field. It’s Poise by Mark Sanchez.

Clock Management Course

Lundberg — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:15:16 +0000

My three-step course for clock management success.

Braylon Edwards: 5-Hour Jealousy

Lundberg — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:18:47 +0000

You may have seen Braylon Edwards advertise for 5-Hour Energy. Well, now he has a new product to endorse, 5-Hour Jealousy. He’ll never punch a tiny dude again.

NY Mets 2009

Jared — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:07:55 +0000

Sneek Peak – the Mets 2009 DVD.

Exclusive – NY Knicks Promo

Lundberg — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:09:54 +0000

EXCLUSIVE
LISTEN – to the Knicks possible season tix promo for 2010-11. The dream may be a little closer to reality .

Exclusive – Donnie Walsh

Jared — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:09:17 +0000

EXCLUSIVE
Top secret audio of Knicks G.M. Donnie Walsh’s conversation with the Timberwolves regarding a certain spanish point guard.

Plax-Shaft

Lundberg — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:31:38 +0000

Who is the man with a glock in his sweatpants?

Stephon Marbury Head Towel

Lundberg — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:18:24 +0000

The classic Stephon Marbury Head Towel sketch. To be used when it is everybody else’s fault.

Barbaro: The Movie

Lundberg — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:25:38 +0000

The horse that stole our hearts. And then died.