June 21, 2010 - - Comment Now »
*Lady Gaga was her usual weird and annoying self at a Yankees-Mets game over the weekend. She was even kicked out of the locker room. The Fame Monster went in wearing a bikini bottom and a Yankees jersey... Read More / Comment »
March 17, 2010 - - Comment Now »
I hope to make it through the day without getting infected. It will be tough. It’s a jungle out there and it’s only 10:30 in the morning. I just went to get breakfast and was promptly pursued... Read More / Comment »
March 4, 2010 - - Comment Now »
Naomi Campbell is bat-s**t insane. She is also pretty damn attractive. What Ms. Campbell truly represents is a slippery slope. One so slippery that it might cause you to trip and then proceed to scratch... Read More / Comment »
January 13, 2010 - - Comment Now »
Attention world (especially female companions): I can’t stand being hungry. It is horrible. How can some people function while starving? I see it all the time. They haven’t eaten in... Read More / Comment »
January 4, 2010 - - 1 Comment »
As an adult (well, sort of), there is no benefit to being sick. It is not like being sick was ever bundles of fun but at least when you were a kid there was someone to take care of you and you got to... Read More / Comment »
December 29, 2009 - - Comment Now »
You know what I really enjoy? Being micromanaged. It is tons of fun. In fact, someone is looking over my shoulder and reading this blog right now. He just gave the first couple sentences an enthusiastic... Read More / Comment »
December 15, 2009 - - Comment Now »
I am about to cry. I have spent all day dealing with various technical difficulties. That could very well be the most frustrating way to spend any amount of time. I think I’d get less frustrated... Read More / Comment »
November 10, 2009 - - 1 Comment »
I thoroughly enjoy a nice stroll. I can’t understand people who don’t; especially if you are moving toward a destination. Running or walking to a destination destroys other forms of locomotion. Ever... Read More / Comment »
November 8, 2009 - - Comment Now »
November 7, 2009 - - Comment Now »
I went from standing a foot away from A-Rod, Jay-Z, Shaq, LeBron, C.C. Sabathia, Reggie Jackson and others last night (I am not the type to get star struck but it was kind of cool. That is why I shamelessly... Read More / Comment »
